what the deuce.

it's been a while, blog number two. you are my long lost lover whom i neglect but when i come back from "vacation" you welcome me with open arms, do you not? oh yes you do. i brought you presents: bitterness and resentment!! what, you don't like it? how about some cashmere socks? i'll be better next month i promise. i'll even wash off the stench of livejournal before we kick it next time.