i don't:

-bargain or look for the 'cheap deal'. i look for quality, period. if it's cheap, it's cheap. if it's not cheap, oh well.
-eat mayonnaise or mustard, EVER.
-make eye contact unless i know you already.
-fall asleep anywhere except bed.
-miss my daily flossing.
-stand people up.
-dress to impress.
-pretend to like you if i don't.
-go to bed dirty.
-go to bed early.
-enjoy waking up.
-walk under ladders.
-call bryan "honey".
-arrive late.
-overtip.
-talk on the phone very much.
-wink.
-like pointy shoes. they remind me of witches.
-ski.
-play an instrument.
-think i'm too old for coloring books. i just bought a spanish one.
-go out on friday nights. saturday nights are better.
-make my bed.
-wear eyeliner or mascara. too messy.
-smile enough.
-know where my slippers are and my feet are freezing.
-know you.