i believe that the following classes should be offered in college:

office 101 - a beginner course on faxing, filing, photocopying, fed-exing, memo writing, phone answering (including transferring calls and forwarding calls), step and fetch-it etiquette and a seminar on how to arrive late but look like you've been at your desk for at least a half hour by leaving your computer on overnight and putting papers on your chair.

NYC geography - subway maps, highways and byways explored in-depth on paper and by foot.

the history of alcohol 102 - where alcohol comes from and what to mix it with. how not to look stupid while ordering alcohol and/or drinking alcohol.